I decided to try the "(insert your name here) needs" Google search. If Rhian did it, it must be cool, right? I cut and paste them exactly as they appeared on the search page, bold, caps and all.
As I was cutting and pasting, I thought - everyone's going to think I made these up. NO ONE will believe this is true...
It was extremely difficult to pare the list down to only 13, when I had so many interesting 'needs'. My witty responses follow ;)
- Wylie needs some SERIOUS help with something a lot of things, actually
- Wylie needs to come up so Sonia and I can prove we're not the same person. I still won't believe you
- Wylie needs additional retail opportunities so I love to shop, sue me
- Wylie needs it, Acme agrees to a guaranteed safety safety?! Is that what you told Wile E Coyote?
- Wylie needs anything at this time in our history, it’s a vision and the drive to make it happen. I gots plenty of vision! What I needs is a babysitter!
- Wylie needs more water safeguards because most accidents in the home happen in the bathroom
- Wylie needs to look no further than Kyle Farnsworth and Latroy Hawkins for what, exactly??
- Wylie needs to get laid. Um... thanks, but I'm good. I've got Kyle and Latroy
- Wylie needs £50 cheque though a few more zeros would be nice
- Wylie needs to, first and foremost, get healthy goes without saying
- Wylie needs to learn how to play I DO know how to play - - just not well with others
- Wylie needs food -- badly so what else is new?
- Wylie needs to get that immunity you mean Kyle and Latroy haven't been tested?!
The only thing missing is what I really need - a good night's sleep. What do YOU think I need?