Tuesday, January 09, 2007

Thoughts for 2007

My friend, Donna from Bermuda *waving*, sent this hilarious email and I just had to share it with the blogosphere (if you haven't already seen it!)

Ten Thoughts for 2007
#10 - Life is sexually transmitted
#9 - Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die
#8 - Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.
#7 - Give a person a fish and you feed him for a day. Teach a person how to use the internet and they won't bother you for weeks.
#6 - Some people are like a Slinky: Not much good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.
#5 - Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in the hospital, dying of nothing.
#4 - All of us could take a lesson from the weather: It pays no attention to critisism.
#3 - Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars and a substantial tax cut save you thirty cents?
#2 - In the 60's, people to acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird, and people are taking Prozac to make it normal.
#1 - We know where the one cow with mad-cow disease is located amongst the millions of cows dotting the North American landscape, but haven't got a clue where the illegal immigrants and terrorists are located. Maybe we should put the Department of Agriculture in charge of immigration and the CIA.


Anonymous said...

ROFLMAO!!! I love it. My favorites are #5 and #1. :-D

Amy Ruttan said...

#1 is so true and so is #2 come to think of it ... but #8 isn't true about my husband, a sandwhich never works. ;)

Wylie Kinson said...

Oh - I must be sick, because #6 is my fave. I had a good chuckle over the mental imagery!!