FOUR Things You Should NEVER Say to Your Mother
On learning about the birds and the bees -
"Actually Mom, it works better like this..." or
"Hey... that's not how my boyfriend showed me!"
Upon moving out of the family home for the first time -
"Don't worry about me, Mom. As long as I have a back and legs, I'll never starve."
In answer to the question, "When are you going to settle down and get married?" -
"As soon as Butch gets out of jail."
If you've got one to share, put it in comments and I'll post it here!
Sparky Duck's version "well as long as I have kneepads I will never starve"