This is why you should never allow your husband to take telephone messages:
Overheard in the Kinson car ~ me, mother-in-law and Sweetness (aka 3 yr old)
Me: When we get home, Mommy's got to do some housework. You'll help me, won't you Sweetness?
Sweetness: (silent comtemplation)
Me: You will help Mommy clean up, won't you?
Sweetness: Why? Who's coming for a visit?
Me: (blushing madly)